The funeral home for me

Every day on my drive home from work I pass a funeral home and chuckle. It's clearly the place for me when my time comes, based entirely on the name: Beers & Story. That's just how I want it! Everyone with a beer in hand, recounting my most embarrassing moments in my time on Earth. Of course we'll need music too. Not a recorded organ--I'm thinking more along the lines of The Fabulous Maurice (our local accordionist and County Fair headliner, truly fabulous!)

I'll be disappointed if they can't accommodate these final wishes of the yet-to-be-departed.